So here's what I did today:
1) Woke up at 11am
2) Sat on the sofa underneath the window for four hours, only getting up to walk to the kitchen to fetch plates of last night's lasagne and various cups of tea
3) Drove Tina back to Tufnell Park station
4) Sat on the sofa opposite the sofa I sat on for four hours for another three hours whilst uploading a film to Vimeo and eating more lasagne.
5) Had a bath.
So here's the moral of the tale: don't stay up until 4am if you're 41 years old. It'll turn you into a couch potato.
Boris Johnson is a tit.
I have nothing else to say!