Sunday, 22 September 2013

Double penetration

I'm in Catford. We've just had a marvellously relaxing afternoon watching television with Julie. Nathan's knitting an enormous olive green blanket, and Julie appears to be making a rust-coloured shawl. Nathan's run out of yarn, so there's a full-scale panic going on involving a wool website and two knitters atteto find something identical with which to finish said blankie.

We've watched the X Factor and Downton Abbey. It's good to know my weekend telly is sorted for the next three months! 

I did a morning's work and then got in a panic because I'd not eaten and wanted to tidy the house before we left. I mopped, scrubbed, washed and polished like a dervish in a frenzy before breaking into an awful sweat which made me feel stupidly emotional. I shouted a bit and then was whisked away in a car.

I arrived at Julie's and ate a plate of salad like some kind of rabbity addict... Going low blood sugar without food is such a nonsense! Maybe I shouldn't allow myself to give into it.

Here's an interesting thing. About two weeks ago, I wrote a blog entry entitled "porn songs and ice cream." On a normal day, I would expect about 100 people to read this blog. If I've been doing something interesting, or saying something outrageous perhaps as many as 200 will "tune in", but on that day, almost a thousand people clicked on the link, thereby indicating the power of filth! I find this hugely amusing and, as a result, the keen-eyed amongst you will notice, for the next few days, a little experiment taking place within my blog's titles. This may, or may not bring the reading figures up. 

Of course these new readers will be almost exclusively perverted, and won't bother to read the blog once they realise they're not going to click on it and find rows of lesbian dwarves wearing PVC aprons, but I shall, of course, keep my more loyal readers up to date with the numbers I'm generating.

What fun!

Any suggestions for filthy blog titles will be considered, so feel free to get in touch! 

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